wisecracks and martinis
Je suis beaucoup de choses! And literature is my life.




toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me


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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”


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davidtennantisattractive:

sebastian-contra-mundum:

coffin-plate:

I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif

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that’s it
that’s the play


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bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.


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angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.


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meowingtontcat:

This has been Cats Wearing Sweaters.  You’re welcome.


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discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.


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The Men of Star Trek Into Darkness


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tagged:

#not cool

Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform 

dancingloki:

lingeringlilies:

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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Authors, take note.


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figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…
Damn, kid. You speak truth.

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

Damn, kid. You speak truth.


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gameolithos:

Gametrailers presents “Timeline - Kingdom Hearts Trailer” X


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nickelode0n:

[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]


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Played 169 Times

jessi0129:

One of the best underrated Disney songs.


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