wisecracks and martinis

playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war.

#five

#six

#seven

#eight

#daleks scream

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine.

Here he goes,

back in time.

FOUR FOR YOU WHOVIANS.
YOU GO WHOVIANS.

Thu, 31st May • 9,638 notes

fablegate:

londonrains:

ennish:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

waltdisneyconfessions:

“I hate how people call Jessica Rabbit a slut, when one of her quotes defines her very character: “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn this way.” To me, she shows that just because a girl is beautiful or a bit busty in the chest doesn’t make her a slut, it just makes her gifted in that department. Not her fault that men fluttered around her, she didn’t ask for it. She could have had any man she wanted, and she married the guy that made her laugh”

THIS
THIS
Reblogging because THIS

ALL the THIS.

ALL OF THIS. YUP.

so agreeing with this

I really need to start waking up earlier than 3 in the afternoon…

also I had no idea that it was Thursday today until a few minutes ago….I feel so unproductive…

Thu, 31st May • 0 notes

unlimitedobsessions:

makorralins:

The Cabbage Merchant’s Statue

At first, when I saw it, I screamed with joy.
But then I shouted and threw my pillow and yelled, “BRYKE. WHERE IS SOKKA’S STATUE?!?”

bortky:

One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Thu, 31st May • 79 notes